Try not to have a good time... This is supposed to be educational. -Charles Schultz

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. -David Letterman

There are clubs you can't belong to. Neighborhoods you can't live in. Schools you can't get into. But the roads are always open. JUST DO IT.

The people who say college is the best 4 years of your life are the ones with crappy jobs.

I can't work the field of Abraham,
and turn my head away
I'm not a stranger
in the eyes of the Maker -Daniel Lanois

Well I know these voices must
Be my soul
I've had enough I've had enough of being alone
Tell me, where in the world should I go -DJM

If at all God's gaze upon us fall
His mischievous grin look at him
Forget about the reasons and
The treasons we are seeking
Forget about the notion that
Our emotions can be swept away
Forget about being guilty,
We are innocent instead -DJM

When things are bad, we take comfort in the thought that they could always be worse. 
And when they are, we find hope in the thought that things are so bad that they have to get better. -Malcolm S Forbes